I have a treat for you, the Fake Japanese Strip with translation. (I translated it originally with the Bing Translator, so I just translated it back and left the translation as is.)

These strips should be read from right to left, like traditional manga.

Panel 1 – 

Welcome, City of Cheese

It is quiet weekday afternoons

Panel 2 –

It is all Peace

All Is good

 

Enjoy,

-denny!